I don’t know if you have heard about it, but there is this website called Facebook that around three hundred billion people use. You might even have a Facebook account and not even know it. If you are one of these three hundred billion people, might I suggest that you join our new Facebook Fan Page? Not only will it keep you up to date on all of the posts that are made here, it will also be a badge of honor for you to share with others!

If you happen to already be a fan and this message has shown up on your Facebook feed, well then I have no advice to give other than to go ahead and bask in the knowledge that you are a little cooler than your friends (unless they also are seeing this post. Then you all are on equal footing; in that case throw a party!).