E3 is closer than any of us realize, but that is not stopping Nintendo from dangling hidden nuggets of information in front of us while saying, “We know things that you don’t know!” This time it’s in the form of a short Facebook post.

The post in question says: “Guess what the initial game releases will be for Nintendo’s new home console, Wii U? Soon we’ll scratch off to reveal the names!” with three rows of covered letters.

Why do they have to torment us so? Upon counting, the first line has 33 blanks, the second 27, and the last 19. Surely there are some commas in there separating names of games because “Pikmin 3” only has 8 characters in it, and Pikmin 3 damn well better be in this list.