In case you forgot, New Super Mario Bros. Wii is out on store shelves as of right now. RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE. We can’t help you if Nintendo runs out of copies and you don’t get one (that will never happen).

We wrote briefly before on the subject, so check that out if you want more information and/or snarky comments.

And if you’re STILL not convinced, check out this awesome of video of stuff you’ll never be able to do: