And lo, the Knight of Scorderland did proclaim, "Ye have found nary a post nor a page, traveler!" He slowly
brought down his arm that had halted the traveler moments before, his chain mail clinking softly with the
movement. "I bid you seek an alternate path."
The traveler, weary from his journey, looked to where the knight pointed. The path before him was dark with a
sign labeled "Menu" nailed to the first tree. "You would have me venture into the Menu?" the traveler spoke,
hand
shaking slightly as he pointed down the path.
"It is the only way," replied the knight. "Now go, before it is too late!"